Aggie Test | HK3Fitness

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1. An Aggie always washes their hands?

A) Before picking their nose

B) Before going to the bathroom

C) Before sex

3. Why do they wash their hands before doing anything?

A) Doesn’t want to contaminate anything

B) Doesn’t know what else to do

C) Stalling for time

5. When getting dressed an Aggie will?

A) Put their socks on over their shoes to show they match

B) Look at their clothes in a state of confusion

C) Call their mom

7. An Aggie gets out of bed?

A) Head first

B) Feet first

C) Butt first

9. How does an Aggie ask someone out for a date?

A) Sends a telegram

B) Beats around the bush

C) Hides in the bush

11. An Aggie puts on their deodorant?

A) After their clothes are on

B) While still in the shower

C) Doesn’t matter since they don’t know what it is

13. An Aggie will always?

A) Pick their nose on the first date

B) Get out and push the car to save gas

C) Wear extra underwear so they can share with a friend

15. What happens when you punch an Aggie in the nose?

A) Boogers will fly

B) Their face will cave in

C) You’ll break their finger

17. When an Aggie farts it’s usually?

A) Loud and nasty

B) Soft and juicy

C) In a bottle to share later with a friend

19. At dinner time an Aggie will?

A) Eat with their hands

B) Eat with their feet

C) Inhale

21. An Aggie’s name is always?

A) Printed on their underwear so they won’t forget

B) Never spoken in mixed company

C) Ends with a swear word

23. A virgin Aggie is?

A) Under 10 years old

B) Yo mama

C) NOT a REAL Thing!

25. The difference between an Aggie and a bucket of poop is

A) About 10oz

B) The bucket

C) Who cares

27. What happens when an Aggie goes to school?

A) Get a BS in basket weaving

B) Sniff the chalk

C) Get lost

D) All of the above

29. What happens when an Aggie jumps off a bridge?

A) Miss the water

B) Learn to fly

C) Who cares

31. Why will an Aggie will never rake leaves?

A) It’s against their religion

B) Might fall out of the tree

C) They are afraid if them

33. If an Aggie baby gets a diaper rash they are?

A) Gifted

B) Talented

C) All of the above

35. When an Aggie learns to talk they are?

A) Over 30 years old

B) Envied by their peers

C) Told to shut up

37. When an Aggie learns to count they are

A) Amazed

B) A genius

C) Not really an Aggie

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2. An Aggie with an IQ of 176 is

A) An entire village

B) Unheard of

C) What was the question again

4. What is the first thing to do when dating an Aggie?

A) Have all your shots

B) Have plenty of bug spray

C) Have you head examined

6. When getting married to an Aggie you must first?

A) Renew you pet license

B) Renew your hunting license

C) Leave the country

8. When are Aggies at their best?

A) Before they are born

B) After they are dead

C) How can anyone tell

10. What is the difference between a live Aggie and a dead Aggie?

A) The smell

B) The lack of brain waves

C) There is no difference

12. An Aggie love song is?

A) Take this job and shove it

B) Their coming to take me away

C) Strangers in the night

D) All of the above

14. If an Aggie buys a waterbed they first need to?

A) Take swimming lessons

B) Buy a new swim suit

C) They'll Probably drowned so it doesn't matter

16. Little Aggies grow up to be?

A) President of the U.S.

B) Big Aggies

C) Heads of state

D) Wait, What!?

18. Aggies like to wear funny masks because?

A) They want to be ready for holloween

B) They don’t want you to know who they are

C) They’re not really wearing any mask

20. The Aggie symbol is?

A) A scare crow

B) A junk yard

C) A Toilet bowl

22. The best place for an Aggie to live is?

A) Out of town

B) Under water

C) Anywhere but here

24. To an Aggie love means?

A) Never having to kiss your ass good-bye

B) They actually found someone dumber than they are

C) Who cares

26. The average IQ of an Aggie is?

A) 0

B) 0

C) 0

28. Aggies love to sell?

A) Pork bellies

B) Lambs feet

C) Who cares nobody wants it anyway

30. An Aggie mathematical genius can?

A) Count to 10 without cheating

B) Balance their checkbook

C) Give correct change at the mini mart

D) No such person

32. When is it the right time to make friends with an Aggie?

A) When it’s a matter of life or death

B) When you need money

C) It’s never the right time

34. When two Aggies meet they will?

A) Run in different directions

B) Sniff each other for identification

C) A nightmare come true

36. How much sleep do Aggies need?

A) A week at a time

B) Why wake them

C) Are they ever really awake anyway so it doesn't really matter

38. An Aggie calls a gynecologist?

A) An enema

B) Twice a week

C The Roto Rooter man

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