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FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man:   Where have you been all my life ?

Woman:   Hiding from you.

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Man:  Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman:  Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Man:  Is this seat empty?

Woman:  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Man:  Your place or mine?

Woman:  Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

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Man:  So, what do you do for a living?

Woman:  I'm a female impersonator.

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Man:  Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:  Do not enter.

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Man:  How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman:  Unfertilized.

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Man:  Your body is like a temple.

Woman:  Sorry, there are no services today.

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Man:  I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman:  But would you stay there?

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Man:  If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman:  If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.