[spacer height="20px"]
Ready For Part 2 Now Of The Test? GO!
Wait, Don't Leave! I Meant Continue!!
31) What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she
was pregnant?
A. Pick B
B. "Are you sure it's yours?"
C. Pick B
32) Why did the Pollock sell his water skis?
A. He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
33) How can you tell who is the Pollock at a cock fight?
A. He's the one with a duck.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
34) How do you know if an Italian is at the same cock fight?
A. He is the one who will bet on the duck.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
35) How do you know if the Mafia is also there?
A. Pick B
B. The duck wins.
C. Pick B
36) Why did the Pollock put ice in his condom?
A. To keep the swelling down.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
37) What does it say on the bottom of a Coke bottle in Poland?
A. Open other end.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
38) Why do Pollocks have "T.G.I.F." on their shoes?
A. Pick C
B. Pick C
C. It means "Toes Go In first."
39) How do you break a Pole's finger?
A. Hit him on the nose.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
40) What's the smallest room in the world?
A. Pick B
B. The Polish Hall of Fame.
C. Pick B
41) Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A. They lost the recipe.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
42) Why don't Polish women breast-feed their babies?
A. It hurts too much when they boil the nipples.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
43) Why do Polish men make lousy lovers?
A. Because they always wait for the swelling to go down.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
44) What do you call a Pollock with 1500 girl friends?
A. Pick B
B. A shepherd.
C. Pick B
45) Where does a Pollock hide his money?
A. Under the Soap.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
46 How are a hockey goalie and a Polish woman alike?
A. They both change their pads after 3 periods.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
47) Why did the two Poles get married in a bathtub?
A. Pick C
B. Pick C
C. They wanted a double ring ceremony.
48) Why do Pollocks bury their dead with their butts in the air?
A. So they have a place to park their bikes.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
49) Why aren't there any suicides in Poland?
A. Pick B
B. You can't kill yourself jumping out of a basement window.
C. Pick B
50) How did the Pollock break his arm while raking leaves?
A He fell out of the tree.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
51) What does it say above the urinals in Poland?
A. Pick B
B. Please do not eat the big white mint!
C. Pick B
52)How do you recognize the bride at a Polish wedding?
A. She's the one with the braided armpits.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
53) What do you call a pool full of Polish beauty queens?
A. Pick B
B. Bay of Pigs.
C. Pick B
54) Why do Polish workers only get 10 minutes for lunch?
A. Any more and it takes too long to retrain them.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
55 How does a Pollock perform sex "doggie style"?
A. With a bone in his mouth.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
56) Why did the Pollock stand on a toilet?
A. He wanted to be high on pot.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
57) Why did the Polish spy bug the enemy's toilet?
A. Because he was told to monitor their every movement.
B. Pick A
C. Pick A
[spacer height="20px"]
O.K. STOP!
Put Your Pencils Down. I Know Some OF The Questions Were Tricky But I'm Sure You Did Well.
Actually if even Took This Test, YOU PASSED!!!
PARTY! 