Performance Review

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PERFORMANCE EVALUATION

Under the freedom of information act and the federal privacy act of 1974, I understand that my work performance is being evaluated. I have the right to examine and copy any documentation. I have the right to review and discuss differences in order to resolve them, and, I have the right to request amendment to and or modification of any document.

 

 

 

NAME:

DATE:

DEPT:

SUPERVISOR:

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Knowledge:

1.___ The son of a bitch really knows his shit

2.___ Knows just enough to be dangerous

3.___ Only has half a brain and IS dangerous

4.___ Totally brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ

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Accuracy:

1.___ Dose excellent work if not preoccupied with sex

2.___ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass

3.___ Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten

4.___ Couldn’t count his balls and get the same number twice

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Attitude:

1.___ Extremely cooperative (kisses ass frequently)

2.___ Brown noser in poor standing

3.___ Often pisses off co-workers (thinks it’s his job)

4.___ Doesn’t give a shit; never did,never will

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Reliability:

1.___ Really a dependable little cock sucker

2.___ Can rely on him during evaluation time

3.___ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door

4.___ Totally worthless

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Appearance:

1.___ Extremely neat: Even combs his pubic hairs

2.___ Looks great at evaluation time

3.___ Dirty,Filthy,Smelly Son-of-a-Bitch

4.___ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him

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Performance:

1.___ Goes like a Son-of-a-Bitch,(If there’s money in it)

2.___ Does O.K. during evaluation time

3.___ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes

4.___ Couldn’t do less work if he were in a coma

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Leadership:

1.___ Carries a chain saw and gets good results

2.___ Occasionally gets told to get screwed

3.___ Mother Theresa tells him to get screwed

4.___ Couldn’t lead a pack of hungry wolves to meat

 

I Understand that I have been evaluated and know my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as screwed up as a football bat and will attempt to correct my deficiencies.

 

 

 

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