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PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
Under the freedom of information act and the federal privacy act of 1974, I understand that my work performance is being evaluated. I have the right to examine and copy any documentation. I have the right to review and discuss differences in order to resolve them, and, I have the right to request amendment to and or modification of any document.
NAME:
DATE:
DEPT:
SUPERVISOR:
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Knowledge:
1.___ The son of a bitch really knows his shit
2.___ Knows just enough to be dangerous
3.___ Only has half a brain and IS dangerous
4.___ Totally brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ
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Accuracy:
1.___ Dose excellent work if not preoccupied with sex
2.___ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass
3.___ Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten
4.___ Couldn’t count his balls and get the same number twice
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Attitude:
1.___ Extremely cooperative (kisses ass frequently)
2.___ Brown noser in poor standing
3.___ Often pisses off co-workers (thinks it’s his job)
4.___ Doesn’t give a shit; never did,never will
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Reliability:
1.___ Really a dependable little cock sucker
2.___ Can rely on him during evaluation time
3.___ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door
4.___ Totally worthless
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Appearance:
1.___ Extremely neat: Even combs his pubic hairs
2.___ Looks great at evaluation time
3.___ Dirty,Filthy,Smelly Son-of-a-Bitch
4.___ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him
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Performance:
1.___ Goes like a Son-of-a-Bitch,(If there’s money in it)
2.___ Does O.K. during evaluation time
3.___ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes
4.___ Couldn’t do less work if he were in a coma
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Leadership:
1.___ Carries a chain saw and gets good results
2.___ Occasionally gets told to get screwed
3.___ Mother Theresa tells him to get screwed
4.___ Couldn’t lead a pack of hungry wolves to meat
I Understand that I have been evaluated and know my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as screwed up as a football bat and will attempt to correct my deficiencies.
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