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You Made it !!!!! You Maid it !!!! You really really Made it!!!

O.K., Now let me tell some little known things about Poland.

And if you think it's all TRUE, then WHO's the REAL Pollock here anyway!???

 

 

1) A Polish firing squad, stands in a circle.

2) The New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, that way they can see the Old Polish navy.

3) The most famous and decorated Polish war hero flew 48 successful kamikaze missions.

4) A 2 passenger 747 airplane recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

5) The latest Polish invention has just come out. It's a solar-powered flashlight.

6) A Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea then he died, caused five sailors to die while digging his grave.

7) In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage keeping People stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.

8) A Polish family froze to death outside a theater waiting to get in and see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

9) The Polish hockey team all drowned during spring training.

10) Poland won their first Gold Medals today! The winner went home and had it bronzed.

11) Did you hear about the gay Pollock? He slept with women.

12) Did you hear about the Pollock who married an Amish woman? He drove her buggy.

13) Did you know that Polish parachutes open on impact?

14) A Helicopter crashed in Poland the other day .. The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

15) Poland has just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks .. As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.

16) A Polish man accused his wife trying to kill him when he found on her dressing table a bottle of "Polish Remover".

17) There's a toll free number you can call now that's a recording of a Polish joke. There's a different joke every day. Just dial 1-800-POLISH-Q.

18) The zoo had to be closed today in Warsaw .. The duck died.

19) A Polish man that locked his keys in his car Last week .. He had to use a coat hanger to get the car unlocked and get his family out.

20) Did you hear about the Pollock who was scheduled to take a urine test? He studied for 5 days.

21) Did you hear about the Polish car pool? .. They meet at work.

22) Polish Medical Research has come out with a condom that is much nicer and cooler to wear .. It has Air holes.

23) A Polish girl once tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda

24) A New law has been passed in Poland to help prevent the rising problem of Ladder accidents. On the top of all Polish ladders, there will now be a STOP sign!

25) A Polish Man heard on the radio that 90 percent of all accidents happen within a 10-mile radius of the home .. So He moved.

26) In America, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your children are?"
In England, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your wife is?"
In France, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your husband is?"
In Poland, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know what time it is?"

27) A Polish airliner crashed when it ran out of coal.

28) A Pollock that tried to blow up a bus the other day .. He burned his lips on the tail pipe.

29) There was a terrible hunting accident last night! A polish group or hunters died. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The guides got out of the cab OK and lived .. but all the hunters in the back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open. 

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